Thursday, December 24, 2009

Holiday Jokes

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
Answer: A sad candy cane!

Question: What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Answer: Ribbon Hood!

Question: Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
Answer: "Holly" wood!

Question: A Christmas thought:
Answer: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.

Question: What do you call a snowman party?
Answer: A Snowball!

Question: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
Answer: I'm going out tonight

Question: What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
Answer: I'll have a boo Christmas without you

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